The Day Of The Slug Dawns...

 

This is not the beginning of anything. Not yet. No, this is but a mere placeholder for what is to come. 

And what is to come, you may dare ask? 

Why, nothing more than complete and total enlightenment, dear friends. For all we must do to achieve true peace is to look to the slug. The humble, unassuming garden slug. The only way forward in this confusing and frightening world is to follow the glistening path of the slug.

What does this mean? Fear not, for answers are coming. Until then...

I don't know why I'm starting a blog now, in the year 2022. I've never had a blog before. I used to screw around on Geocities back in the day, but those sites are long gone. I guess I just have nothing better to do in my free time than to screw around here and write some stuff. What stuff? I don't know. Maybe I'll talk about some of the music I listen to. I might write some movie reviews. I may even wax rhapsodic about the changing of the seasons from time to time. But I will refrain from discussing politics and religion, unless they pertain to whatever topic may be at hand, and even then only sparingly, because nothing ruins friendships faster than arguing politics and religion. 

This blog is free, and I want it to be fun. Fun for me. I don't know if anybody else will ever read these words, so maybe this blog will function more as a personal journal than anything else. That's fine. Sometimes I just really need to talk about the stuff I like, and I don't always need to bore my friends with my thoughts on the latest Radiohead album, so that's why I'll come here, to shout into the void. Perhaps it will be therapeutic. 

But for now, I must bid you adieu, dear friends. Until next time...

Blessings, Archbishop Mack